How to prepare for Parenthood -- Lesson 9

Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find
to a pre-school child. (A full- grown goat is excellent).

If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat.

Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight.

Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.

Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having
children.