...them's CATS. Might as well get
used to cats around HERE.
No pictures, now. You're embarrassing me...
...no doubt Papa will splash this all
over the internet.
Well, that got rid of THAT smell
Snuggling in my towel makes me
yawn.
What the... Ink on my
FEET? Right after my bath?
Oh Oh. Next they'll want a DNA
sample too (I think I feel one coming on anyway)
Hmmm... Size "E"
width? Where'd I get THESE from?
How to prepare for Parenthood --
Lesson 13
Make a recording of Fran Drescher
saying "mommy" repeatedly. (Important: no
more than a four second delay between each "mommy";
occasional crescendo to
the level of a supersonic jet is required).
Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four
years.
You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.